However, any commercial reproduction of anything appearing within this site is both illegal and in really bad taste and we will take action |more|. The Neveldine/Taylor combination are back at it with Crank 2: High Voltage, but it's a slight slump from it's predecessor, with the amount of lackluster material that tends to wander off the subject. After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. (2009) (Jason Statham, Amy Smart) (R) And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. A goon hits Chev on the back. . We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. Ria shows cleavage in her hooker outfit, while we see other hookers fleeing a house, some dressed in bras and panties, while others are bare-breasted. A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck. Men smoke cigarettes in several scenes. Chico urinates off the back of a moving boat (we see the stream). Is "Crank: High Voltage" based on a book? - Some visually explicit portrayals of violence. A cop reminds Eve that Chev sexually humiliated her in public (the above race track scene). Common Sense and other associated names and logos are trademarks of Common Sense Media, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization (FEIN: 41-2024986). Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: At least 164 "f" words (18 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are terms such as "bang," "do" and "tap"), 23 "s" words, 16 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "sausage," "wick"), 8 using female ones ("c*nt," "cootchie" and "sn*tch"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "jugs," the latter written), 16 asses (5 used with "hole"), 4 hells, 2 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 1 wanker, 3 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ." A man tasers many police officers, then punches and kicks them and holds a gun on one. Various characters have gold-plated teeth. Did you know you can now filter searches by any combination of ratings? Sex/Nudity All rights reserved. We see an exotic dance club in a few scenes with many topless women (bare breasts and buttocks are visible) dancing suggestively while men watch; a few men touch the women and give them money. How Do I Protect My Young Child from Cyberbullying? Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. Extreme Many men and women who are apparently prostitutes protest over wages and make sexual threats to people trying to cross their picket lines. Parent reviews for Crank: High Voltage. Bring on Crank 3. We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits. See our, I love the first one, but the second one is even better. The MPA rated Crank - High Voltage R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. Copyright Fandango. The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. Your privacy is important to us. Profanity Become a member of our premium site for just $2/month & access advance reviews, without any ads, not a single one, ever. Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. JUMP SCENES CRANK High Voltage Opened on Friday nationwide. Maybe worth watching once, but never again. When armed police officers tell a woman to spread her legs, she spreads them very far apart and she is wearing a very short dress (we see her bare legs almost to the hip). Chev punches and strikes various cops, who then get the upper-hand and club him. ", We see a flashback to Randy riding in a car with a cleavage-revealing women who states that he has a "big ass d*ck for a white boy.". That's why we've added a new "Diverse Representations" section to our reviews that will be rolling out on an ongoing basis. Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements. The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. "Fuzz" (cops), "Nigger" (said by a black man), "Wanker," ""Bloody hell," "Homo," and "Confucius says karma's a bitch.". Johnny has various facial piercings. A nurse uses a rectal thermometer on Chev (we don't see the actual insertion). This then turns into actual sex, with Chev removing her panties and throwing them up into the crowd with one man catching them, and then rolling her over and thrusting between her legs (we see his bare butt). Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Common Sense is the nation's leading nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of all kids and families by providing the trustworthy information, education, and independent voice they need to thrive in the 21st century. He's . This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Directors Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Writers Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Stars Jason Statham Amy Smart Clifton Collins Jr. He leaps from one part of a parking garage to the next and so on to continue the pursuit, and eventually lands on the hood of their car. Many characters have varying styles and amounts of tattoos on their bodies (some, like Chico, have a lot). Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. Your purchase helps us remain independent and ad-free. And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. Chev comes across a protest featuring pornography performers on strike who carry signs with sexual phrases on them (including the "f" word), while one chants, "No dough, no blow." We see a severed head attached to tubs floating in a tank of water (the head moves its mouth and blinks its eyes). We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, including El Huron who's hit in the shoulder. A topless woman is shot and we see her bare breasts oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. About two apparently gay men, Chev refers to them as a pair of "sausage Nigels." We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. Disrespectful/Bad Attitude SUBSTANCE USE - A man drinks alcohol in a few scenes. if so then how does it end. FRIGHTENING SCENES One of the characters is named Poon Dong (played for sexual laughs on the part of the film). Blood/Gore A hit man has his heart stolen by a Chinese gangster in this high-octane action thriller. Scenes listed under "Violence" and/or "Blood/Gore" may be unsettling and/or suspenseful to younger viewers and/or those with low tolerance levels for such material. SEX/NUDITY 10 - In an extended scene, a man and a woman have sex at a horse race track, with a crowd of people watching and cheering them on: the man and the woman thrust in numerous positions, the woman is seen with bare breasts and bare buttocks and the man is shown with bare buttocks (their pubic regions and point of contact are diffused); when a horse leaps over the woman we clearly see its genitals. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. A woman repeatedly caresses another woman's bare thighs and kisses her bare shoulder. - Pervasive use of the sexual expletive and variations (sometimes in a sexual content). That's followed by a montage of them having sex in various positions (done in something of an exaggerated fashion and thus played more for laughs then eroticism, including when a thoroughbred jumps over top of them and Eve longingly looks up at the horse's large genitalia as it passes overhead). - Two scenes depicting surgery and medical procedures (some blood and detail shown). As a result, all of his dialogue was improvised. gtag('config', 'G-6VYSQ581R3'); Not to some woman there, but instead to a surgeon who removes his highly desirable organ and replaces it with an artificial heart powered by a portable and external electrical supply source. Later, when Randy is thrown into the bathroom, we see blood on the floor from that. In the closing credits, we see outtakes from the above porn performer strike, with related sexual talk (sexual use of "bang" and a repeat of "no dough, no blow"). Other new and recent reviews include: We see a severed but still alive human head floating in a tank with all sorts of tubes and such attached to it. Various non-criminals have bad attitudes toward Chev. - Frequent depictions of shootings, beatings, self-mutilation, impalement, fighting and electrocution. A woman lifts a sheet off a semi-unconscious man in a hospital bed, she looks at his crotch area and remarks about the size of his endowment, and reaches under the sheet. In the closing credits, we see outtakes from the above porn performer strike, with related sexual talk (sexual use of "bang" and a repeat of "no dough, no blow"). Powerful Stories About Martin Luther King Jr. We see some flashback violence (hitting, etc.) At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. - Frequent use of crude and descriptive sexual language. Topics ToTalk About Crank High Voltage. Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. Instead of using the actual actors, the scene changes into a Godzilla type of fight with two fake look-alike dummies on a fake set. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. We see open-heart surgery being performed on Chev (while he's awake), with various graphic and bloody views of his chest open and his heart removed, while the surgeons' gloved hands are also bloody. High-octane and truly electrifying! REVIEWS GUNS/WEAPONS might be enticing for kids to try to imitate (some of which - especially concerning a character repeatedly shocking himself -- could be very dangerous or even lethal), while all sorts of bad attitudes (regular villain stuff, as well as racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc.) A man says that another man has "the gay condition." Not to some woman there, but instead to a surgeon who removes his highly desirable organ and replaces it with an artificial heart powered by a portable and external electrical supply source. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." I read on here somewhere Jason Statham was quoted saying something like. Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. Cinemark Chev gives "the finger" to the camera. In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. Writer/director team Neveldine & Taylor take everything to an extreme, and it doesn't work. He then lasciviously flicks his tongue many times. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. Mild The content was so over-the-top vulgar and lascivious that if the story were actually interesting or believable, which it was not, then the way in which it was conveyed ruined it. In the closing credits, we see beer in a fridge. A neon silhouette display in a strip club shows a woman's figure with bare breasts. What's the impact of seeing these types of images? Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: A nurse comments on Chev having a "big c*k" and that he is "hung like a horse." This is without a doubt one of the most insane films I have ever seen. She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). YouTube Reviews and Lists. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Know when new reviews are published We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. I saw it in theaters with a friend (who was also 17) and I know several 16-year-olds who were trying to get in, but the theater was IDing people. the first crank was ok but this was just stupid. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. Also starring Amy Smart. Buy $7.99. Chev imagines making out with Eve (clothed). When we last saw Chev Chelios (JASON STATHAM), he was plummeting toward terra firma from high above a city. See "Violence" for details. Scenes listed under "Violence" and/or "Blood/Gore" may be unsettling and/or suspenseful to younger viewers and/or those with low tolerance levels for such material. CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE CLIP COMPILATION (2009) Jason Statham. The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. So Much Gore And Sex I Closed My Eyes. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Phrases: "F*ck your mother," "F*ck you," "I'm deadly f*cking serious," "M*therf*cker," "What's my next f*cking move?" As Chev leaves a line of bodies in his wake, he keeps climbing the triad's chain of command, eventually encountering leader El Huron (CLIFTON COLLINS JR.). A female therapist (who shows cleavage) gets aroused while helping a male patient overcome his fear of guns. - Frequent use of profanities, including scatological slang, blasphemy and vulgar expressions. Brian Taylor The action and other behavior/material (lots of tattoos, piercings, etc.) Parents' Guide to Podcasts Apps. Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. We see Chev being tortured and have brief views of what appears to be his scrotum (in close-up) exposed during that. 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