"Class, I'm going to give you a famous quotation, and if you can tell me who said it, I'll give you the day off on Monday.Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. A Kim Jong-un look alike contest was organised and the winner was to be selected to rule Korea.For most classes, he said in back but in sex education class lil Johnny always sat right in front. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. the lady from the adoption agecy asks.Unfortunately it also increases their chances later in life to develop angry, yelling neighbors.I'm one of the few pirates that went to school to get an education, and I just recently got my report card in the mail. [T11] - John Dewey (1916) Democracy and Education: An Introduction to the Philosophy of Education ch.12 "Thinking in education" p.106 Good quotes, not educational "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.

She was shocked and absolutely stunned. The head coach, Bob, knew the team needed a different approach next year. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. Jack was bored out of his mind in the classroom on a friday afternoon, as were many of his friends. This is basically how he told it:looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. "A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. One particular day the teacher's homework assignment was that each student should go home and think of all of the different positions there are in which people can have sexual intercorse. To settle the friendly dispute they decide to seek out a bear and try to convert it. Higher Education Jokes. Once they get on the plane the captain announces that the plane has in fact been built by the engineering students and that this is the first test ride. The first boy gets so bored that he falls asleep. It's a big plusBut look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon! When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the mistake. Education Jokes. "Why, I would invest it in some refurbishments for our great church, for the glory of God, and give the rest to charity!" Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class look

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All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The warden asks what he would like his last meal to be. Silent Class. The directors all decide to carpool, and theHe responded, "Of course I do. says the priest.He goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know what, I'm tired of going through life without a real education.

"Johnny replies "I'd say that it's a fox, but knowing those lessons, I think the answer is Jesus.

All that education and he can't even tell the difference between kid knees and adult knees.We had sex education and drivers education in the same car....when the teacher pointed at the diagram and asked, "What is this called?

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They made a friendly wager and agreed that the next time their waitress came by, According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.The education is much better in Canada because everyone gets straight EHs.He went on a rant about how education in America is broken and asked me, "who's running the education system? Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too :D Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. A joke I've picked up from working in Higher Education. "Do you really feel that a traveling circus is suitable evironment to raise a child?"

All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. When they retDoing so would be far too exhausting for the camel.“I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation...,” etc., etc.. The directors all decide to carpool, and theWhen I was in school, I didn’t give a fuck about educating. A new interactive graphic, the Black and White Higher Education Workforce, developed by the College and University Association for Human Resources (CUPA-HR) depicts the representation and pay of Black and White higher education employees. ""I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. It was tough, especially with the extra class I took for zero period, but I finally got what I worked so hard for!They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. "This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.An international school teacher asks a question: "What's your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries? At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. Finally he walks over to her and hits her in the head with her flute, killing her.

Tomorrow I think I'll go down to that community college and sign up for some classes. You’re never too cool for school with these school jokes.